 DEATH AND TAXES

Tax his cow,
    tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
    tax his coat,
Tax his crops,
    tax his work,
Tax his tie,
    tax his shirt,
Tax his chew,
    tax his smoke;
Teach him taxes
    are no joke.

Tax his tractor,
    tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
    are a rule,
Tax his oil,
    tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
    tax his cash;
Tax him good
    and let him know--
After taxes
    he has no dough.

If he hollers,
    tax him more;
Tax him 'til
    he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin,
    tax his grave,
Tax the sod
    in which he lays.

Put these words
    upon his tomb:
"Taxes drove me
    to my doom."
And after he's gone
    he can't relax;
They'll still be after
    Inheritance Tax!

                -Anony Mouse

compliments of:

The Conservative Caucus, Inc
POB 3369
Falls Church, VA  22043-9990
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